Thursday, March 4, 2010

Tying down

I just took a long crap. And if my crap factory decides not to work overtime then that one toilet session could well be my last as a bachelor.

By the time anyone reads this I’d most probably have officially taken the plunge.

Yes, finally the day arrived, and I really could do with a hard pinch on the areola to ensure that, this time around, it is no longer some silly dream but a reality.

Years ago never thought I’d get to live this long, let alone getting hitched.

Life back then was simply meaningless. I mean, what’s the point living when all I was capable of was breathing. Breathing for the sake of prolonging whatever’s left of the remaining life and became a burden to my loved ones? That’s one reality I could do without.

But that’s all behind me because TODAY is the reality.

After years of going through one adversity after another, I can’t wait to just get in there and come out triumphant.

Some people asked how I finally managed to overcome the main hurdle. The trick is to relieve of all the shitload that I have been carried all along, offered some olive branch and in return was given another shot at starting things afresh.

Perhaps all I need now is to defecate more frequently, leave all the crap behind and I’m quite sure this new journey I’m undertaking will smell sweeter as time passes.

Here’s to a greener, cleaner and fresher side of the leaf!

41 comments:

Salt N Turmeric said...

Nikah already is it? Congrats Kerp and Pinky! Semoga jodoh berkekalan ke anak cucu. Treat her well my friend or we'll come and kick your arse! lol.

Pi Bani said...

Congrats bro! Errr... berapa kali lafaz? Hehehe...

InsyaAllah, kalau tak ada aral melintang, terlentang and terbungkang, see u next weekend! I nak tengok pengantin lelaki tu nanti handsome tak handsome jadi raja sehari and dok sebelah raja.... ;)

Anba said...

Congrats Kerpie...Very happy for you..and welcome to the club...
Have fun...

Pak Idrus said...

Kerp, Welcome to the club. The beginning of a new journey of life.

A quote from C.G.Jung:

" Seldom or never does a marriage develop into an individual relationship smoothly and without crisis. The is no birth of consciousness without pain."

Congratulation and Have a nice day.

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

Far,

Done! Ameen to your doa, InsyaAllah and danke. I'll make extra sure i dont deserve the arse-kicking...hehe...


Kak Pi ku,

haha...thanks. Sekali jalan je kak even though the nervousness was clearly visible on me. Gigil sikit2, nasib baik tak spasm.

See you next week, InsyaAllah raja sehari will look equally dashing dengan raja hari-hari.


Anba,

Thanks brother. See ya next week?


Pak Idrus!

Thank you sir, will keep those useful words of advice forever in mind. See you next week Pak Idrus?

wanshana said...

Congrats Kerp!!! So happy for you and Molly :) Insya Allah we'll see you next week.

May both of you be blessed with love, happiness, wisdom and patience throughout this wonderful, wonderful journey as husband and wife.

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

Thanks Kak Shana. insyaAllah and Ameen to all your lovely lovely wishes.

See you and family next week!

zorro said...

SALUTE Braveheart!

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

danke, uncle!

anfield devotee said...

Well, wot can me say . . . Welcome to the CLUB of EVERLASTING NAGGING . . . . Mwuahahahaha.

Congrats brother man.

Bonded slavery begins now . . .

M.Kate said...

Yep! here's to a new life and congrats!!! See you this weekend :)

M.Kate said...

....oh, welcome to the club...your life is just beginning now..enjoy and then, maybe suffer later muah ahhahahahahahaaa!!!!

Bernard said...

Crap makes excellent fertilizer for plants. So if you look at it this way, that's the reason life now is smelling of roses for you.

Congrats Bro! But it's downhill from here on....& takde brek pulak!! HE! HE! HE!

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

You peeps can stop scaring me now. I'm well part of the club now and too late to make a U-turn! hehehehe...

Thanks for the wishes. C ya all sat!

陽明山花季 said...

Better say nothing than nothing to the purpose. ........................................

julian said...

Hey saw the article in the newspaper. Congratulations on becoming half - half of a greater whole :)

All the best to you and the lucky bride :)

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

Yes Julian. Finally. And thanks for the wishes!

.ani said...

Kerpie thambi, akka is simply soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo happy for both of you and saw the clip in the newspaper too :) chewah celeb status wor!!

I put my pictures up on FB and sent some to uncle AD :)

May Molie and you have endless love, children to expand the depth of your love and commitment to each other, and Blessings of all those who love you both for a life that come what may is about Molie and you and a love that is unshakeable.

Akka sends all my love and prayers ... you one lucky man Kerpie, always remember that ... for all that bonded slavery shite the boys keep telling you - you made this choice, keep it for life :)

**or else akka will kick your quadass to high heaven**

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

hehehe...thanks akka! Will always keep your words in mind. I AM one lucky dude!

Anonymous said...

Congrats !!

From your avid reader - Michelle

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

Wow, never knew i had an avid reader. I'm simply flattered!

Thanks Mich.

Daphne Ling said...

Hey Danny,

Congrats and Happy belated birthday! Email you soon!

Sorry it took so long, Ive just been super busy...

Daphne Ling said...
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Epelijau said...

congrats kerp n pinky..hihi...i link ur blog to mine eh..
-Am-

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

daph!

Thanks there. Better late than never sis. Hope tp hear from you soon.


Epelijau,

Thanks, and its an honour to have my blog linked to yours. will start writing again soon, once i've got all the mess over here cleared up. Thanks once again!

Achilles said...

Hi Kerpie... congrats once again. Sorry for the late reply here. been busy as hell at work.

Anyway, was with Auntie Ani on your special day. We catch up again soon.

welcome to the club.... its not that bad-lah.

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

Thanks Raj. Yea, akka told me you and missus came earlier but had to shoot off somewhere. Cant thank you enough for taking some of your time off to attend my wedding. Truly truly appreciates it. Thanks brother.

And i have to apologise for not dropping over at your blog as i'm currently without a workstation since we converted my bachelor's pad into 'bilik pengantin'. Cant be doing anything much, even work has to take a back seat for now!

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

Oh, and please thank Hema as well, esp for the angpow.

Achilles said...

No worries Kerp. It was my pleasure to see you on your special day and thanks for inviting me too.... although Premo took my cards back to JB with him... and thanks to aunty Ani for SMSing me and asking me. heheheheheee

Will send your wishes to the Mrs.

Take care bro and hope we can catch up soon.... in person. :-)

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